Read it in the paper
Marked the date on the wall
To remind myself to celebrate
The day I lose it all
Ainâ²t made plans to be together
I made plans to be alone
She got a rock
And I'm gettinâ² stoned
Damn right, I've got objections
But it's a lawful too late now
Yeah, the cans are on the Limo
And the rice is on the ground
Now theyâ²re headed for the islands
But, hell, Iâ²m already gone
She got a rock
And I'm gettinâ² stoned
Here's to happy ever after
And hereâ²s to balls and chains
And here's to all those haters
Of all lovers new last names
And hereâ²s to holin' up
And gettin' right where I belong
She got a rock
And Iâ²m gettinâ² stoned
Yeah, I knew that it was over
When I heard those wedding bells
That preacher was my jailer
Now this bottle is my bail
And so much for all that prayin'
Her "I do" would be "I donâ²t"
She got a rock
And I'm gettinâ² stoned
Here's to happy ever after
And hereâ²s to balls and chains
And here's to all those haters
Of all lovers new last names
And here's to holinâ² up
And gettinâ² right where I belong
She got a rock
And I'm gettinâ² stoned
Now, come on
So to hell with her and him
And that white horse they rode out on
She got a rock
I'm gettinâ² stoned
Yeah, she got a rock
I'm gettinâ² stoned
Yeah, I'm gettin' stoned
Yeah, come on
